I've been planning on writing this for a while, but my computer crashed and then spring break was upon me. Now is now, and this is what I've got.
I have a friend. I will not use his real name, but for all purposes I shall call him Goose. I have had many many nuclear engineering classes with Goose, and although probably don''t know him as well as I should, this story is about him.
Goose is a double major nuclear-engineering/physics student. Not only is he double majoring in both of these disciplines, he gets grades that are most probably equivalent to mine, if I was underwater lethargy. I'm pretty good at that. Anyways, he is arguably the smartest, and more than likely, most well-adjusted nuclear engineering student in the department. Knowing these facts, I have laid a plan in motion to conquer all dimensions of the universe.
First, I shall find the smartest and most aesthetically pleasing female I can find. I shall get the Goose to father offspring with said female, which will be intellectually advanced being/beings on the planet. I shall then clone this offspring to create an army of aesthetically pleasing intellectual hybrids that will then solve every major scientific problem left to man, from turbulence to the Grand Unified Theory. Time-travel, dimension hopping, superluminal travel, all shall be solve and developed by the army of Goose-babies. It shall be a brave new world. I shall be it's catalyst.
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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